the bennzje weed trial

Johnny Allen here reporting live from Benjamin "bennzje" Bell's drug trial after an anonymous phone call earlier in the week caused Benjamin's house to be brutally raided by the Newcastle Police Deparment. Bennzje appeard in court, wearing a customized dignitas suit followed by his father, having just finished work at Oxfam, both looking highly confident at the outcome of the upcoming trial.

(Artists impression of Ronald "Big" Bell)

As the convictions were read by the judge towards father and son, Benjamin hurled abuse at the jury, calling one a "cock sucking jebénd" and another "shitbreak", while a familiar face appeard on the jury - Adam "Yekoms" Woodhouse.


Bennzje and his father were both charged with intent to distribute marijuana, and consequently, ben received his 13th ASBO and was forced to serve 120 hours of unpaid community service.


We here at #gotfag hope this is the last news considering the drug scandal which saw "Mint" being kicked by "The Brain" and an ASBO and other convictions being added to Ben's ever increasing criminal record.