Kingy in sweatshop scandal

It has come to #gotfag's recent attention that Kingy's request for demos were often seen after big eurocup matches, and well... usually after every match. Firstly, most players would see this as "Fanboy-ism" a disease first brought to gaming by Cem which has rapidly escalated around the world, and currently infects over 95% of users registered on the Team Dignitas website.


-Kingy's unknown demand for top demo's

But Kingy was not just infected by this disease, after hearing the announcement of two $20,000 tournaments at WSVG, Kingy seems to have attempted to exploit his chance at earning a quick buck by enslaving numerous young children in a beijingi sweatshop. While the children are forced to slave away watching demo’s of top players and playing CoD2 PCW’s 22 hours a day, the only payment they receive is a discarded “eCu” gaming glove, and the old dignitas.cod2 shirts formally worn by every past kicked member. While the success of this operation entirely depends upon the performance at WSVG 07, we can be assured of the chinese five-some finishing ahead of the #5-#8 places which will surely be occupated by dignitas.


-Photography by Jim "LOOPY" Farey

On closer inspection, we can vaguely see Alexander "Knaller" Shirpov in the background, with a small smile on his face - could this be the reason for tek9's recent problems? Is Alexander planning to join the new chinese force created by Kingy ?

The current known lineup is -

Jing Jong Jang

Ping Pong Pwo

Ming hao

Frank Smith

Alexander Shirpov (unconfirmed)