tek9's resident bratwurst is today recovering from a violent crime
The young german is today recovering from the traumatizing events that happened after he left a LAN center. L-King sat down for a quiet drink with team mates but a mystery man joined them at the table. They got to know each other and were chatting all night about cod2. A great rapour was struck up between the two, the mystery man called himself Dennis "BigDong" Schlaffzimmer. We have however not been able to confirm his real identity. Dennis offered L-King a ride home in his BMW, the world renowned german car maker. L-King happily accepted, what a mistake it turned out to be. Our Enigma operators have confirmed that "BigDong" infact used code to lure L-King in, the real meaning of BMW has been cracked, it does infact stand for Big Man's Willy. Dennis then handcuffed L-King and took him to a dark alleyway where he forced himself upon tek9's aryan contingent. Our in-house photographer, James "LOOPY" Farey snapped the group before these horrific events played out. If you recognise the rapist, please leave details in a comment or contact us on #gotfag.
16 comments:
rofl is this true ?????
yes ofc its 100% true!!!!
YHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAA /ddDdDD
its 100% true, daniel is slowly recovering
can he walk yet?
i'd say that davy set it up to l-king cause he was too jealous @ his recent performance
haha ;D
haha eid
poor l-kin ;(
F'ING SHIT
L-KING
ul l-king
=D
YEH KING xD
yes it is true
L-KING @ pwned
this brings a new meaning 2 the word used for being owned in advance, this just shows if you pro your weak... maybe players would of ran or kick the shit out of the attacker, but l-king didn't? he enjoyed it ? lawl
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