"Locked up, she won't let me out"

"Locked up, she won't let me out" is the most likely tune that tek9 Knaller will be singing today

After hearing of the WSVG announcement, the young Alexander "Knaller" Shulepov knew he had to get his parents permission to travel to America. At first his dad agreed and was thrilled that Alexander had such a great opportunity to travel the world, but now in true solz fashion, all of that has changed. His mum came home from a bad day at work and didn't bring home any special treats from the euroknaller menu at mcdonalds. The hungry Alexander pleaded with his mother to cook some dinner (he is too young to use a cooker, legal age in the Netherlands is 12) and he recieved a flurry of shouting and flapping. His mother then decided that Alexander doesn't pull his weight around the house and that he should be out working in a sweat shop like his brother Russell.

Knaller now has only 2 days to say his goodbyes to fellow team mates such as Davy, then his pc will be sent to a charity project in Kenya and he will begin training in the Nike shoe factory. His mum will also keep him in a specially built cell in order to keep him away from friend's PCs and LAN centers.

Davy had this to say:
"We will miss Alexander a lot and it will be hard to replace him, but we will keep in touch and he has promised to steal some shoes for us so we can say that we are sponsored by Nike."

Tek9 recently brought haya into replace the inactive SKO, now they are on the search again and most likely another team will be broken apart. There is somehow hope for SKO attending WSVG as dfb is preparing to pay an astonishing €1500 for SKO to sit his exams on another date, allowing him to travel to USA with his beloved team.

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