New teletubby movie to feature Frijec and Trigger

It is not often we see top Call of Duty 2 players hitting the bigscreen, but today, due to some exclusive information and a leeked script, we can reveal that copenhagen.esports and speed-link players frijec and trigger, will become moviestars in the upcoming Teletubbies classic.



We now know that Frijec will take the role of red teletubby, and trigger takes up a role as the vacuum cleaner - doing something he's great at, sucking!

Although the news of this imminent movie release has not been welcomed in the childrens entertainment world, as information has today been released by a secret tip-off that frijec infact eats small children for breakfast in the Danish forest near his home.  Tony Blair has already condemned the movie, and banned it from British cinema's claiming frijec will attempt to intice small children into the forest, where he will eventually cook them and turn them into Danish Bacon.