eximius:vir return

THEY'REEEEEEE BACKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!

Eximius:vir today announce another comeback, but this time they're here to stay! The super heroes have landed on the interwebs and are ready to lock it down. With the right mix of oldschool and newschool talent, this team are sure to go far. It has been stated that the team will compete in CoD4 as each member of the team has a beta copy of the game and have been playing 10hours a day since receiving it. They will also compete in WSVG Orlando in the CoD2 tournament, as well as practicing Quake4 for ESWC, WSVG and other local lans. They have a lot of practicing to get done, but new leader James "LOOPY" Farey is confident that the team have what it takes to be at a top level in multiple games. Without further ado, the new lineup is as follows:

LOOPY
The Dolmanator
pain
skipz
HaZiLLa
EDDIE "PULSE" KAVANAGH (backup)

The team have also stated that pulse will remain inactive until he figures out how to port all of said games onto MAC platform.

**Update** The team will now be managed by "rick", former owner of cZar gaming. He brings with him a wealth of experience and excess weight.

the bennzje weed trial

Johnny Allen here reporting live from Benjamin "bennzje" Bell's drug trial after an anonymous phone call earlier in the week caused Benjamin's house to be brutally raided by the Newcastle Police Deparment. Bennzje appeard in court, wearing a customized dignitas suit followed by his father, having just finished work at Oxfam, both looking highly confident at the outcome of the upcoming trial.

(Artists impression of Ronald "Big" Bell)

As the convictions were read by the judge towards father and son, Benjamin hurled abuse at the jury, calling one a "cock sucking jebénd" and another "shitbreak", while a familiar face appeard on the jury - Adam "Yekoms" Woodhouse.


Bennzje and his father were both charged with intent to distribute marijuana, and consequently, ben received his 13th ASBO and was forced to serve 120 hours of unpaid community service.


We here at #gotfag hope this is the last news considering the drug scandal which saw "Mint" being kicked by "The Brain" and an ASBO and other convictions being added to Ben's ever increasing criminal record.

10 years from now, your heroes

mick, crow, blackmane, trigger, where will they be?

We have invested in a crystal ball with all our recent ad revenue and donations, in order to see into the future. This is what we saw...

mick - Owner and Managing Director of Team Dignitas

ODEE passed away in 2015 after stress of placing outside of the top5 for the last 10 years. Mick was left ownership of Dignitas in ODEE's will and promoted himself from cod8 leader to Managing Director. Raz is still by his side and after finally completing his bricklaying course, is building the brand new Dignitas headquarters in the heart of Doncaster (RicOOO will also be assisting). Ben is now the cod8 leader as Mick has yet to pluck up the courage to kick him, after all he is "pretty good". Mick is now a successful businessman, capitalizing on all the fanboys that stalk about the dignitas website, by selling custom thongs and tank tops. He wears his new £1000 suit and cruises about in his 2011 Corsa, but has yet to invest in a proper diet. The biggest change in Mick's life is finding his perfect match, a 34 year old lady named nanDe, whom he first laid eyes on way back in 2005. He is now living happily with nanDe in a "2-up 2-down" in Doncaster, the couple are expecting a baby.

crow - Championship Gaming Series Commissioner (UK)

After 12 years of esports community work and event coverage, the now 30 year old Liam Crowley has been appointed the commissioner for the CGS in the UK. He has single handedly changed the face of CGS UK and in the last 2 years, viewing figures on SkyEsports have increased from 50,000 average to an astonishing 300,000. However it has been estimated that around 80% of these new viewers are from Mumbai and have been paid to view the channel. Whatever the truth, know one thing, crow is still as dedicated today as he was 10 years ago, he now writes up to 10 articles a day on GotFag, which he bought from CPL Johnny and Johnny Allen for £100million in 2012. The pair can now be found on the French Riviera with their supermodel girlfriends.

blackmane - Lead Singer of Death To You All

Blackmane's career has been nothing short of a boyhood dream so far, from starting a band in 2008 to now being the hottest property in emo, this still young man is conquering the world. His first album "Too EMOtional to Breathe" went triple platinum and was the biggest selling album, in the emo genre, in 2010. His biggest hit however was in the download charts, his group's single "Self Harm" was released while he was still signed to team dignitas, he took full advantage of this and everybody that uses IRC downloaded it to laugh it him, however he had the last laugh as the money came rolling in. He is currently working on his 5th Album which is set for a late 2017 release, set to be named "I Told You I'd Kill Myself".

trigger - Fattest Man on Earth

Not much to say, he's still fat, well now he's really fat. Global obesity levels have been growing for the last 10 years and so has Trigger's waistline. He was recently crowned the Fattest Man on Earth, confirmed by Guinness World Records. Fueled by McDonalds and KFC, this gamer has now lost almost all mobility and can only play on a custom "fat finger" playstation controller.

BIG FIGHT NIGHT ON ITV1

GWC HEAVYWEIGHT BREEDER OF THE WORLD TITLE BOUT
LIVE TONIGHT ON ITV1 FROM 7PM

**UPDATE** TONY UZI WINS!!!

Tonight is the night you've all been waiting for, the run up to tonights main event is almost over. For live coverage of the fight, tune in to ITV1 and 7PM. Commentating will be CPL Johnny and Johnny Allen live from the Birmingham NEC.

Schedule:
7PM - Yekoms "The Spot" vs Tomi "The Wall" for the Undisputed Flaming Champion of the World
8PM - STAL "The Steed" vs crow "The Leprechaun" for the Isle of Ireland Championship
9PM - Main Event: KINGY VS UZI

Results:
Yekoms wins by KO, 30 seconds into the 2nd round, it seems that Tomi is nothing but an e-thug.

STAL wins by TKO in the 6th round, The Leprechaun was too busy writing gotfrag articles while The Steed smacked him about.

Tony UZI walks away with a memorable, yet controversial victory. Uzi taunted Kingy which resulted in the 40 year old being pistol bashed deliberately, the referee stepped in during the 3rd round and ended the fight, leaving Uzi as the GWC Heavyweight Breeder of the World Champion.

New teletubby movie to feature Frijec and Trigger

It is not often we see top Call of Duty 2 players hitting the bigscreen, but today, due to some exclusive information and a leeked script, we can reveal that copenhagen.esports and speed-link players frijec and trigger, will become moviestars in the upcoming Teletubbies classic.



We now know that Frijec will take the role of red teletubby, and trigger takes up a role as the vacuum cleaner - doing something he's great at, sucking!

Although the news of this imminent movie release has not been welcomed in the childrens entertainment world, as information has today been released by a secret tip-off that frijec infact eats small children for breakfast in the Danish forest near his home.  Tony Blair has already condemned the movie, and banned it from British cinema's claiming frijec will attempt to intice small children into the forest, where he will eventually cook them and turn them into Danish Bacon.

hMg looking for another shit organisation

Does your organisation lie and give false promises? former c4u needs U!

GotFag Gaming Agents is a new side business that we have recently created in order to promote young, talented players that have bags of potential. We can today announce that former c4u.cod2 has signed up to our services and we hope to get them the sponsorship that they deserve. We will now be representing top gamers such as LookZor and ncd, in order to bring them into the gaming limelight. We have decided that the best direction for this young squad is to join a multigaming organisation that offers no LAN support, no direction for the future and no hope of ever hitting it big. This means that there is plenty of potential clans to join and we need your help to narrow it down to the worst.

In short we are looking for the following:
No LAN support
No Hardware support
Roger Wilco channel on a public server
Gamesmajor.co.uk server

What our team has to offer:
No passports (all illegal immigrants)
Several ASBOs
Suspected ETA and Al Qaeda terrorists
1 good player and 4 shit ones

Lineup:
LookZor (ETA)
SoCLoN (ETA)
eski
seeker (Al Qaeda)
ncd (Al Qaeda)

Dfiance head for the big league

Dfiance back from intense bootcamp session

Last weekend the superb Belgian team, dfiance, decided to take practice to a new level, so they visited the famous CNO LAN Center in Ghent, which is owned by the Israeli government. The core-team of dfiance is made up of Belgian allstars: qure, shooze, flame, lex and top-aimer Restyle. Next to the hardcore practice, they also had an exclusive photoshoot, with extremely talented photographer :

Due to a successful weekend, their teamleader qure released the following statement:

After this weekend together, our teamspirit has really reached unlimited heights, also frogface Restyle and EMOkid shooze are now in an exclusive homosexual relationship. Restyle has now proposed to shooze and a wedding date is set for late summer.

Will this practice pay-off and will dfiance conquer the whole European cod2 scene? Only time will tell!

Reporter: Billy-Bob McSquirt

Torn apart by cheats, brought together by fate

Wabbit spent months campaigning to get kammyz banned, now they are an informidable team. Jokke returns!

Our undercover agents have spotted one of the strangest things in modern call of duty history. Wabbit, famous CB admin, is well known for his controversial rule bending and community conflicts, especially for banning the young kammyz from ClanBase. Kammyz (only famous for his brecourt demo) has only served 6 months of his 1 year ban, but is looking to return to the competitive scene by attending WSVG. This lead him to chat to jokke (the most overrated cod1 player ever) and wabbit, as well as some other faces in the Finnish cod scene. We can now confirm that the new team will go under the name of Taikametsien Keijukaiset (Fairies of the Magic Forrest) or TK for short. The team will attend WSVG Mickey Mouse in Orlando, Florida with the following lineup:

kammyz
wAbbit
jokke
henri
duschna

As you can see this team is full of idiots who never really won anything, ever. Hopefully they will do well and lose many events.

Kingy in sweatshop scandal

It has come to #gotfag's recent attention that Kingy's request for demos were often seen after big eurocup matches, and well... usually after every match. Firstly, most players would see this as "Fanboy-ism" a disease first brought to gaming by Cem which has rapidly escalated around the world, and currently infects over 95% of users registered on the Team Dignitas website.


-Kingy's unknown demand for top demo's

But Kingy was not just infected by this disease, after hearing the announcement of two $20,000 tournaments at WSVG, Kingy seems to have attempted to exploit his chance at earning a quick buck by enslaving numerous young children in a beijingi sweatshop. While the children are forced to slave away watching demo’s of top players and playing CoD2 PCW’s 22 hours a day, the only payment they receive is a discarded “eCu” gaming glove, and the old dignitas.cod2 shirts formally worn by every past kicked member. While the success of this operation entirely depends upon the performance at WSVG 07, we can be assured of the chinese five-some finishing ahead of the #5-#8 places which will surely be occupated by dignitas.


-Photography by Jim "LOOPY" Farey

On closer inspection, we can vaguely see Alexander "Knaller" Shirpov in the background, with a small smile on his face - could this be the reason for tek9's recent problems? Is Alexander planning to join the new chinese force created by Kingy ?

The current known lineup is -

Jing Jong Jang

Ping Pong Pwo

Ming hao

Frank Smith

Alexander Shirpov (unconfirmed)

Donations

I just want to thank the people who have donated so far, good job lads! We are on target to make an appearance at WSVG (on a rubber dinghy). Too bad paypal have stole lots of money with their ridiculous fees. That leads me to another point, some people have donated very small amounts, which we are grateful for, however paypal take £0.20 + 3.4% on every transaction we receive, which means that it would be pretty much pointless donating less than £0.40. Keep it coming and support us as best u can!

Thanks so far to: Shifty, haz, crow, rick.

Evoplay down to 5 players *updated*

Keyplayer 'tw1cee' leaves team to concentrate on his new job.

Manuel 'tw1cee' Fuchs has left evoplay, due to "real life commitments", as he calls it. We here at GotFag know the real reason behind his departure. He accepted a new job, as the BangBus driver. When we asked him why he lied to his teammates and the press about it, he told us "Well, i'm a bit embarassed to be in the porn industry now. My mum has always been against pornography and she forbid me to masturbate as a child. But this job offering was a dream coming true. I'm happy to be finally working this Preston 'The Cumslut' Parker. Maybe I'll get a piece of the action soon.".

Well, you heard it folks, it's official. Next time when you masturbate to the new BangBus episode, watch out for tw1cee in the front seat. Here's a snapshot of the newest episode exclusively at gotfag:


This leaves evoplay with the following players:

joca
Jume
e4x
lopezz
Bocerbo

*UPDATE*: We just got word that tw1cee has been arrested in texas because he was drunk while driving the bangbus. That's not how he imagined his first day. If you look at the first picture you actually see a bottle of beer in his hand. He admitted that he's guilty so they'll probably take his license from him. Rumours have it that he won't be able to drive the Bangbus for 1 month.

vazy and auso are Reasonable replacements

They may not be superstars, but they have potential
(Management forced to post lineup after gotfag uncovered it first)

Reason have had their fair share of superstars, from TOP players like Luni and Jexer, as well as some decent players like the recently departed pair of Niggle and blackmane. They have learned from their mistakes though, superstars bring superegos and cause superproblems. The previous lineup had been progressing well but tempting offers from "The Brain" and "The Leprechaun" had left the team in ruin. Jumping the bandwagon in the manner that blackmane did hasn't been seen since Pain joined 4Kings in 2004, choosing money and groupies over loyalty and friendship. However we are not here to dwell on the emo-departure, but to celebrate the new and promising lineup of Reasonable Gaming.

KarL
Junior
auso
Torsh
vazy

Good luck to these future stars, may you be broken apart again by greedy glory hunters.

Kasparov isn't serious enough

It seems that dutch joker, Kasparov, isn't quite serious enough

The clan-hopper is getting the boot after some serious tension at CPC2. Although the dutch powerhouse defeated Logitech to take gold and walk away with €10 and a free bath with Tosspot, it wasn't enough to keep them happy. It seems a bust up between Kasparov and Daniel "rapz" Van Buyten has caused a divide in the team, a very uneven 1v4 situation. We know however from recent performances that Kasparov can barely handle 1v1's nevermind 1v4's. Rumours say that Kasparov will now move to a newly formed Estonian team sponsored by Googleee (Estonians are hilarious). This leaves the question of who will replace those tiny shoes of Kasparov. We have confirmed that in the running are both Davy and dutch favourite Solz. Earlier in the week we exposed Knaller being locked up in similar fashion to Solz, but it seems that Solz has hired a hitman to take out his mum so that he can return to his beloved gaming. Davy also seems unsettled in tek9 after recent changes have caused internal conflict. Star player SKO has gone inactive and it seems tek9 isn't quite the same without belgian legend MITOX3. Stay tuned for more updates. Serious Gaming are left with the following players:

nutec
zem (fake one)
rapz
r1k

L-King sexually assaulted

tek9's resident bratwurst is today recovering from a violent crime

The young german is today recovering from the traumatizing events that happened after he left a LAN center. L-King sat down for a quiet drink with team mates but a mystery man joined them at the table. They got to know each other and were chatting all night about cod2. A great rapour was struck up between the two, the mystery man called himself Dennis "BigDong" Schlaffzimmer. We have however not been able to confirm his real identity. Dennis offered L-King a ride home in his BMW, the world renowned german car maker. L-King happily accepted, what a mistake it turned out to be. Our Enigma operators have confirmed that "BigDong" infact used code to lure L-King in, the real meaning of BMW has been cracked, it does infact stand for Big Man's Willy. Dennis then handcuffed L-King and took him to a dark alleyway where he forced himself upon tek9's aryan contingent. Our in-house photographer, James "LOOPY" Farey snapped the group before these horrific events played out. If you recognise the rapist, please leave details in a comment or contact us on #gotfag.

THE FINS ARE GOING CRAZY!

sec leaves Lorditech, sacrim switches from Cph to Lorditech, plaekki is called up to the war!

We've not seen this much action since the recent uk scene scandals. It seems that after a drunken sauna party hosted by Orphan, many fights broke out causing tension in the Finnish scene. This has lead to sec deserting his team, but Sacrim was on hand to fill the gap. Earlier in the week we placed Sacrim as a 3-1 favourite to join Lorditech and what do you know, gotfag? gets it right again! It seems that sec's departure was down to the fact that he spent all night chatting up a local girl, infact he bought her several drinks, but local stud Stim stepped in and ended up walking away with her at the end of the night. No more news yet however on when winkz will depart Lorditech but we will be sure to see him fighting in the army soon. This makes the current lineup as follows:

orphan
stim
jonzku
winkz
sacrim

Cph are again left wondering what happened as they put so much faith into sacrim and he has now let them down. As if that wasn't enough, we now learn that the war between Finland and Sweden has lead to many young Fins being called up for their gaming skills. Plaekki will take his role as sniper in the Finnish army, following in the footsteps of Simo Häyhä who also played call of duty. We will bring you the latest as we hear it on who Cph will recruit to replace these lost superstars. The remaining Cph lineup:

frijec
woozy (formerly of Pirate Parts)
riviera
sticky

Kingy's new tune hits the charts

Number 11 in UK, Number 20 in US, Number 1 in Tunisia

Juan Antonia Hession, popularly known as Kingy, has today released his new tune "I'm that damn good at games" to widespread acceptance. The song hit the physical and download charts and rocketed straight up. His greatest success comes in an unlikely place, none other than Tunisia. Fans queued for 12 hours to get a hold of the new track and it is on course to break the Tunisian record books. Below is the new music video that accompanies the song, which has regular playtime on Kerrang, Q and Smash Hits.

Kingy - "I'm that damn good at games"

Guess the Gamer

If you could combine the greats of CoD2, this is what the eventual human would appear to look like. Now the question is, can you name the seven parts to this gaming machine?

Special prize for the winner, leave your answers in comments, or #gotfag.

Supermen Return!

[<S>]upermen return to competitive gaming!

It's been a long time coming, the legends return to take on the world stage. Three of the biggest names in cod1 will now pit their skills against the best World of Warcraft players at WSVG. These guys are practicing up to 12 hours a day to get ready for the first stop in China. To support them, the team will not only be sponsored by Trebor Softmints, but also your very own gotfag. Be sure to add this site to your favourites to follow live coverage from each stop. Without further ado, the names you've been waiting for are:

Bmbr (xyk) - Druid
mo_OsE (foster) - Paladin
FROG (clear) - Warrior

This combination may seem very poor for the 3v3 format, but the team's aim is to finish top10 at every event. Good Luck guys!

This Week in Fashion: #1

It has been brought to my attention that a lot of people in the european call of duty 2 scene have absolutely no sense when it comes to fashion. I'm here to show you some examples of how NOT to dress.
First of all we'll start with a so called top team. Look at this picture and tell me that's what a top team looks like. It certainly is not.


Are you going out to party, or are you going to visit L-King's grandma? From now on, every team should have their own stylist. PS: davy, please get some new shoes..

Next on my list is one particular member of the german team Speed-Link:
Fuchsstute.
I know, i know.. he tries to be funny and provocative with his hat. But he fails miserably. Not only is that hat funny in any way. It also highlights the lack of taste when it comes to sunglasses and Team Uniforms. I mean, you're german.. Wear something more Third Reich'ish and you'll get the amount of respect you need to win a competition again. Cause from what i heard, you sucked at the last events.





Let's continue with another german. It's non other than Kuly, former player of TcT.
I don't think i have to say anything about it. The picture says it all:


Last on my list is rapz of Serious Gaming.


I can't believe he's serious about his style tho. If there's one football player you shouldn't copy when it comes to style, it's belgian powerhouse Daniel van Buyten. First of all: he's belgian, and we all know what belgians know about style, right davy? I'm sorry, rapz, but your hair (can't even call it a hairstyle..) is awful. You're probably wasting more money on hair products in one week than whole team logitech.fi on cigarettes in half a year. Do yourself and your hair a favour.. PLEASE!


On a more positive note: winkz of Logitech.fi is the winner of the week, sporting an all white volcom baseball hat. Congratulations, winkz, you won nothing.


Watch out for next week's This Week in Fashion,
the fashion fascist!

Today's Mastermind

We searched all day for the smartest guys on irc, this is the best of a bad bunch.

(23:24:37) (+LFC|plaZma) :DDD
(23:24:55) (+dk|yazzY) LFC stands for??
(23:25:15) (+dk|yazzY) lol fucking cunt
(23:25:39) (+dk|yazzY) replace the letter L to K
(23:25:41) (+dk|yazzY) KFC

Grats to yazzY who now walks away with a chocolate dildo.

"Locked up, she won't let me out"

"Locked up, she won't let me out" is the most likely tune that tek9 Knaller will be singing today

After hearing of the WSVG announcement, the young Alexander "Knaller" Shulepov knew he had to get his parents permission to travel to America. At first his dad agreed and was thrilled that Alexander had such a great opportunity to travel the world, but now in true solz fashion, all of that has changed. His mum came home from a bad day at work and didn't bring home any special treats from the euroknaller menu at mcdonalds. The hungry Alexander pleaded with his mother to cook some dinner (he is too young to use a cooker, legal age in the Netherlands is 12) and he recieved a flurry of shouting and flapping. His mother then decided that Alexander doesn't pull his weight around the house and that he should be out working in a sweat shop like his brother Russell.

Knaller now has only 2 days to say his goodbyes to fellow team mates such as Davy, then his pc will be sent to a charity project in Kenya and he will begin training in the Nike shoe factory. His mum will also keep him in a specially built cell in order to keep him away from friend's PCs and LAN centers.

Davy had this to say:
"We will miss Alexander a lot and it will be hard to replace him, but we will keep in touch and he has promised to steal some shoes for us so we can say that we are sponsored by Nike."

Tek9 recently brought haya into replace the inactive SKO, now they are on the search again and most likely another team will be broken apart. There is somehow hope for SKO attending WSVG as dfb is preparing to pay an astonishing €1500 for SKO to sit his exams on another date, allowing him to travel to USA with his beloved team.

Image by Bonebreakin' Earl

Ben Drug Scandal

Breaking News: Ben Drug Addiction Causes Dignitas Rift
Stoned out of his box, Apparent personality clash, VISA problems

i30 and CPC2

Today we can tell the exclusive tale of the dignitas / mint breakup and the drug scandal that now follows. It appeared an innocent clash of personalities at first, but our reporters have dug deeper to find this ground breaking news.

It all started a few weeks ago after another great i series win for the dignitas squad. Mint then travelled with Ben to his home in the North-East of England only to be shocked by what he saw. It appeared that Ben had a large marijuana production factory in his own home and garden. Mint is well known for his anti-drug campaigns, to keep young gamers off both performance-enhancing and recreational drugs. This is when all hell broke loose. Mint went for an agressive approach but Ben was too stoned to give a shit. Both said nothing to each other for the remainder of the week.

It was clear that mint's perhaps sub-par performance at CPC2 was not expected from the Eurocup LAN winner, usually he is a consistant lan performer. We can now conclude that the drugs row was playing on his mind and severly affected his performance.

After the lan a lot of questions were asked of mint, but he kept silent about the row with Ben and attributed his performance to fatigue. Ben then put pressure on "The Brain" to remove the newly recruited swede, claiming that his playstyle and personality did not match the rest of the team.

Raid

An Anonymus phone call tipped the police off to a drugs factory in the North-East of England. It has now been confirmed that it was infact the home of dignitas player, Ben. Marijuana plants were found in the garden, swimming pool and several bedrooms. The street value of the weed was £1,000,000. Taken into custody were Benjamin Bell, 19, and his father Barry "Big" Bell, 51. The pair are due to attend the crown court on Friday 27th April at 9am with charges of intent to distribute, resisting arrest and assaulting an officer.

Visa Problems

Dignitas are due to attend both WSVG events in the United States of America, a lifelong dream for most of the players. Their trip is now under threat however as Ben's application has been turned down due to pending drug trials. If the trial stretches out for too long or if Ben is found guilty, he will never be allowed to set food in U.S. soil. This is a double blow to the young player as he has been preparing for WSVG for the last year, putting in countless hours of public game time and also a rigorous weight training program. Dignitas manager ODEE has asked the U.S. government as a special pardon, attributing the drug factory solely to Ben's father, "Big", and has pleaded that such a talented gamer should not be held back from the world stage. The U.S. State Department have set a deadline of 1st May to review their verdict.

EXCLUSIVE LOOK AT CROW'S BABY!

EXCLUSIVE BABY PICTURE EMERGES

The new born child of Liam "crow" Crowley and Caroline "caroLLL" Martens has finally been let loose on the world.

In this exclusive, our top star photographer James "LOOPY" Farey snaps the lovely couple as they stroll down hollywood boulevard. Known for their skill on the cod2 circuit and community work, this couple first met in 2006 at the tek9 LAN. Within months they announced their engagement and it wasn't long before caroLLL fell pregnant. This pic was taken as the couple were on their way to meet friends for coffee at the famous Coffee Bean.

Lorditech.fi

Yes glorious public, its once again time for the #gotfag rumour mill to bring you more top quality unknown call of duty 2 scene news ! After Logitech.fi fought their way to the CPCII final, although inevitably to be destroyed by Serious gaming, now the young superstar "winkz" has been forced into the finnish army, in what we can only estimate as the finnish government seeing his amazing rifle aim on mp_matmata and decided to forcefully recruit him in order to sustain their upcoming invasion of Sweden. This has left the scandanavian seal riders to search for a new 5th, and #gotfag, can exclusively supply you the main contenders that will attempt to replace "winkz".

These are the current five known contenders -

#1 - Sacrim 3/1 Favourite - After winning eurocup with Irish Hobbit Liam "crow" Crowley, sacrim took a back seat and is currently sitting quietly in wait in cph.esports team - Bookies favourite for the switch.

#2 - Plaekki 7/2 Second Best - Another Eurocup winner and followed sacrim to cph.esports, we could eventually see either one leaving their home to join the finnish giants.

#3 - Fuku 12/1 Third Shot - Fuku has been missing from the gaming scene limelight for a while now, and the bookies have placed him as a possible replacement for the exiting winkz.

#4 - limec 15/1 Outsider - Probably the most realistic unknowner to join them, a good friend of stim, limec is practically unproven, but can he step up to the plate?

#5 - Kramer 500/1 Never Gonna Happen - This guy ooozess awfullness, coupled with his almost blind lack of direction, I would say his chances are about the same as palmz staying in the same clan for one week.

Bonus material: Logitech's Weed Adventure

Battle of the Breeders

GWC HEAVYWEIGHT BREEDER OF THE WORLD TITLE BOUT
WED 25th April 2007 @ BIRMINGHAM NEC

UZI VS KINGY

TONY JULES UZIAN - name - JUAN ANTONIO HESSION
40 - age - 23
5ft 11 - height - 6ft 2
90kg - weight - 92kg
pirate - occupation - morrisons manager
sailing - hobby - watching demos

In each corner are the young proteges, groomed by these prestegious breeders.

-
crow - twist (artistic impression) - STAL - Lry


blackmane - Torsh - Niggle

The Copper Kings

In the past they tried to poach eurocup winning team, check6, but now it seems that the search for the 4kings cod2 squad may finally be over.

After the superstar mercs of check6 defied all odds winning the eurocup lan, 4kings approached them to turn mercs into royalty. However it seemed that 4kings management structure and lack of funds drove the prospective team towards serious gaming. This lead 4kings resident ballsack, Protex, to scan the uk scene for a new team. After consulting with the infamous Mick Bradshaw, it seemed that reason gaming might have become the new 4kings squad. At the same time however 4kings kicked all their shit managers and restructured completely. This was Liam Crowley's chance to make his long awaited comeback to cod2. The news of WSVG tournaments in the US left crow entranced and gagging for a new team. He turned to his mate Ben Woodward and below is the new 4kings.intel cod2 team.

crow
niggle
palmz
plazma
mint

Reporter: CPL Johnny

Disclaimer: We are not responsible for teams picking shit players.

"The Brain" gives "The Mint" the boot!

After consecutive poor lan performances, Mick "The Brain" Bradshaw has decided to act once again kicking another recent addition to the team. Firstly, palmz suffered the wrath of the self acclaimed guru of gaming, now it is the turn of the scandanavian powerhouse "mint" to face the chop. Mint was harshly criticized by ReDeYe and TossPot for poor performances at CPCII lan, and it now seems Bradshaw, 20, has finally decided to act. It can also be confirmed that it was Ben who is the main driving force behind mint's removal. Moving onto the recruitment, rumours spreading are that of young emo Blackmane formally of reason-gaming, is set to fill the boots of the swede. Controversial and risky it may be, as this is Micks 3rd consecutive kick and recruit, with lars, palmz, and now mint being shown the door, will blackmane fulfill the potential to move dignitas out of the #5-#8 spots at upcoming LANS.

Reporter: Johnny Allen

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Treason in Camp Reason

Dallow is not a happy man after recent findings. It seems that rumours and internal conflicts has gotten the better of Reason Gaming and it's the big guns that have taken the fall. We learn today that niggle and blackmane have OFFICIALLY been kicked, however they haven't released their new squad yet. As you know news travels fast within the cod2 community and nobody is faster than Gotfag? Here is an exclusive look at the new Reason Gaming roster.

Karl
Junior
Phonic9 (returns from inactivity)
Torsh
Vazy

Reporter: CPL Johnny

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